Geeky Pickup Lines

• The Physics PHD (Pura hogaya Deewana): Light travels only in a straight line. Can u make sure u’re sitting right in front of me?

• Can I take you out for an educational movie organized by finance club?

• With you so far away, the demand and supply can never be self-regulating

• Let’s sit next to each other in the guest lecture by TIE.

• We should focus on consolidating the arbitrages in our thoughts. . Should help us interface better..

• I forgot my text book can we share yours for the lecture?

• Despo case: Guess the others will take time, let you and I complete the assignment for the team?

• If only the windows on my desktop were a window to you.. I’d never need a door in my life..

• Can you please explain me macro economics in China( most crankiest and most complicated economy chosen for minimum 1 hour discussion)

• Please have my resume it has every detail of why you should choose me.. We can meet in the library to take this forward.

• Lame: Nice laptop, but not better looking than the fingers that keys into it

• My MS outlook is hung, can you debug it please?( lame lame..MS products must have contributed to so many lame dates(??))

• Can we sing a duet?? You turn on your winamp I’ll turn on my itunes lets synch this together

• Come, let me give you a quick briefing on how the ABC(PR,II,PLA) committee works .

• You fill my synapses.. All that I can think of is the copper sulphate like iris of yours.. oh belle do you really have to hit my cerebellum so hard?

• Could you please review my 5 min prepared(ghastly written, grotesquely delivered) speech, My English ain’t no good.

• So it’s a date?? But only one rule the bill will need to be paid as per ABC. I am not going to pay for your overheads.

• We seem to gel well, let’s tell the program coordinator to put us together on next few assignments :p

• As we tend to infinity, the CSFs would involve the numerator (being the ups) being far greater than the denominators (being the downs) in our integration.